One Day, the Hodja borrows a boiler from his neighbour. two days later, he returns it with a small saucepan. The neighbour looks at the saucepan and asks, 'What's this, Hodja.
The Hodja says, ''your boiler has given birth.'' The neighbour feels happy.
A few days later, the Hodja borrows the boiler again, but he does not give it back to its owner. The neighbour comes to the Hodja's house and asks, ''What has happened to my boiler, Hodja?''
''It died,'' the Hodja says.